{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
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Makoto Taki is a former Japanese politician who served in the House of Representatives in the Diet. A native of ÅŒta, Tokyo and graduate of the University of Tokyo he was elected for the first time in 1996.
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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